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foxxxynegrodamus:

so there’s this new guy — fione ass motherfucker — at my job like he’s so fine my boss had to pre-warn me that I couldn’t fraternize with him because she know imma thot but today the new guy gon tell me that I remind him of Amber Rose soooo Imma show him that video of amber twerking and tell em that me and Amber got a whole lot more in common than our lack of hair. I’m tryna get laid on a lunch break or something #thottactics #homaneuvers

sugarhoneysugar:

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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I am soooooo done with this post lmaooooooi

(via sugarmetimbers)